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10 styles of metal



This is a parody of metal genres. Obviously it’s meant as a joke.

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Comments (41)

  1. The slam metal sounds like goldar from power rangers

  2. core isnt metal bitch , core is a emo evolution

  3. metalcore reminds me of ΓΈ (disambiguation) by underoath for some reason

  4. Fantastic stuff brother. By the way, I’m one of the guys that delivered the hot tub to your home yesterday. Hope you Enjoy itπŸ‘ŒπŸ½

  5. Why is slam metal retarted scooby doo

  6. People think I like rock, so I must be a rebel. I like dance rock, and I seriously dont resonate with the haevy metal or punk the kids reffer to. I am gonna share this video on FB

  7. 🀣🀣🀣

  8. SAAATAAAAAAAN, SATAAAN, SATAAAAAAAAN, SATAAAAAAN, SAAAAATEEEEN, oh yeah did i mention? SATAAAAAAAAN

  9. I return to this video everytime I'm feeling depressed.

  10. Sounds like Oliver Sykes
    The core~

  11. Hahahaha the slam part made me laugh hard

  12. This is the best video I’ve ever watched

  13. I hate you, you hate me! We’re a hateful family! With a punch and a kick from me to you!

    WON’T YOU SAY YOU HATE ME TO!

    My brother and family friend were playing one day and randomly made that up right in front of me when I was 7 years old and it still makes me laugh!

  14. At 1:57 you sounded like Muscle Man from Regular Show

  15. I love America yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

  16. Nossa o cara sΓ³ fez a voz de estilos… Desses todos aΓ­ sΓ³ conheΓ§o o Black e o Thrash Metal.
    CadΓͺ o Death, Doom, "Depressive Black Metal" queria ver ele fazer.

  17. I didn't know I loved southern metal so much :/

  18. 0:47 I THOUGHT WE BANNED BARNEY FROM THE SERVER

  19. 0.25Ρ…… thank me later for nighmares

  20. This is funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  21. Your Voice sucks.
    Stay With Hardcore kid.

  22. Metalcore. Dolphinately metalcore.

  23. 0:47 that’s what got me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  24. 2 things, that was DOPE, and it was hilarious πŸ‘πŸ‘

  25. You piss me off so fucking much. Literally killing my band hahaha. Nailed it, you piece of shit. Love your vids, hate your vids. Fuck you. Call me.

  26. Can that metalcore part actually be a full song…please

  27. this is hilarious and accurate!

  28. Beatdown = every FFDP song

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